Chorus:
If Facebook had a Love button, I would click it all the time
Include you in my status updates, always keep you on my mind
I saw you on the street and it made me tweet
“saw a hottie @coupa café, it’s a good time to eat”
You checked-in to the address, it was time in impress,
Bout to make my next move like a game of chess
Sitting alone, I didn’t wanna stare, so I introduced myself as the Mayor on Foursquare
I’m not your average rapper, you probably never heard of this
I’m an entrepreneur, and a startup lyricist
My flows are so lucrative, Sequoia invested in my rhymes,
And I got more style than graphics on 99 designs
Can I get you number?.. so we can talk some more, lets Bump….. I got an iPhone 4
Chorus:
If Facebook had a Love button, I would click it all the time
Include you in my status updates, always keep you on my mind
I went on Quora to ask you out on a date
You already follow my profile so I knew it’d be great
To take you out to dinner I bought a Groupon
just in case this progresses I can win the Groupspawn
I wanna buy shares in your body and wait for the IPO
And chat with you all night like high schoolers on Meebo
We’re together at last, without even using Match
I’m sure it will work out better than Redditt for Conde Nast
Google Wave was a bust, and playing Angry birds is a must
But if you click all my Cityville requests, I’ll be the one you can trust
Please don’t lie, like the government on wiki leaks
And tell me you love the words to this song, and that im a big geek
It’s the end of the date, better close up the tags
I’ll give you a kiss and some startup schwag
We’re LinkedIn to win, what do you say we go out again?
Chorus:
If Facebook had a Love button, I would click it all the time
Include you in my status updates, always keep you on my mind
We keep getting together, sharing secrets like AngelGate
But instead of colluding we happily date
In software terms, I definitely passed the beta test
And I love attending tech events that we find on StartupDigest,
There’s no need for Y Combinator cause we’re out of the early stage
On to bigger and better things like Google’s new CEO, Larry Page
Now im invited to every launch party from A to Z
Because with you by my side I bring the ratio to a new degree
We are getting very close to Valentines Day
Time to drop more cash than Dave McClure or Ron Conway
Our memories are shared for the world to see
Just login to Instagram and follow me
Box.net is for storing files in cloud 9
And I’m more popular than the Sand Hill road sign
The iPad, Square, and Microsoft Bing
Were all a 2010 thing
The biggest event for me by far
Was meeting you, my very own Tech Star
Chorus:
If Facebook had a Love button, I would click it all the time
Include you in my status updates, always keep you on my mind
